Thank You for Your Sensitivity

Setting: Austin Kitchen
(Girl opens freezer to discover boy took advantage of buy 20 get 1 free Boca Burger sale at Whole Foods.)
Girl : (grabbing a box and shoving it in boy's face) Want a veggie burger???

Setting: City Council Meeting
Citizen: (has had the floor for longer than his alotted time) We shouldn't do this because it's retarded! just retarded!
Councilman: Are you finished?
Citizen: No, I just need to say that this is retarded! I can't believe how retarded this idea is..
Councilman: Thank you for your sensitivity to the handicapped.

Setting: Dallas Living Room
(Girl walks into room wearing newly purchased floral skirt.)
Boy: Did you make that out of drapes?

Setting: Austin Living Room
Girl: Check out the clothes I just bought!
(Guy gives her odd look.)
(Girl tries on skirt.)
Guy: Huh. Looks alright. I was initially repulsed by the colors, but it's ok.