Buzz Buzz, Go Away Mister Fly

Last night a 3lb fly entered my bedroom with hopes of turning me into a spakl-suit.

or this:

Luckily I managed to survive the night by closing my mouth and covering my ears.
He even arranged for a swarm of his buddies to show up during the night to take over.. not sure how I survived that one. (unless of course it only happened in my head)

(title stolen from "scary friend" in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", an Avi cinema pick and a great one)